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I'm Chris.
I love Chocolate. I do not love Internet Explorer. Nicolas Cage is cool in my books. I'm not very good at writing descriptions about myself.

meladoodle:

All those times you caught something mid-fall and was disappointed that no one saw it. I was watching. I was impressed. Niiiiice. Niiicccceeeeeeee

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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A poetic and artful umbrella, Komorebi is based on a Japanese expression that approximately translates to “sunshine filtering through foliage.”

sixpenceee:

Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground. 
I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way. 

sixpenceee:

Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground. 

I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way. 

adrieisawkward:

ysociety:

summer ‘14

Someone do this with me

cooper166:

dotcore:

Controllers.
by Javier Laspiur.

But really, when did you ever hold your N64 controller like that?

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

"Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"